Bobble and Geeky were given an opportunity to do a couple of simple things that would have made the NOM NOM NOM photo disappear. They ignored the olive branch so its full steam ahead.
Coming up next - "The E-thugs of MMAC."
If for some reason Bobble and Geeky decide to take my offer before I post The E-thugs post today, then I'll still hold to my end of the agreement.
Until then heres a Geeky post from MMAC:
#31 04-09-2009, 11:08 PM
geeky
Senior
Member Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 214
It takes alot of nerve for someone to try to and justify what QA, MB, and Bay have done. I mean seriously. Especially beginning with posting info on MONO which I don't believe to be true considering he was still in diapers in 1987 I don't believe him to be packing around a firearm under his osh kosh overalls. Secondly, posting erratic untrue information about myself and bobble is also fiendish and deserves repremand. I can take insults, fat jokes, uneducated jokes, or any other type of joke. Yet when it comes to turning posts from Bobble at another forum around and twisting the information into something that's untrue and laughing about her miscarriages and saying her child is going to bust she's so fat I TAKE A LITTLE OFFENSE. I could care less what they post about me they can falsify criminal records or whatever that have to. I've never even been inside of a jail and the girl of whom they posted a picture of today I've never seen in my life. SO that's how accurate they are in the information. They've still not correctly sleuthed my full name and also inaccurately posted my so called mother's name. You can believe what they post or believe they're JUST in their actions if you want but you've just proven yourself a shit face. If you like their opinions and e-drama so much by all means join them. Don't waste your time with another post here. Fly along. A little foot note of info only you morons are visiting the site laughing amongst each other now. My last visit was today since it's became boring and Mono and Bobble haven't visited in awhile. So what shall you do Morton when your e-drama ship has sank?
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Last edited by geeky; 04-09-2009 at 11:11 PM.
4.10.2009
Why bobblehead and geeky?
Monoxide turned to these two morons to help him bully people who had decided to leave MMAC. I guess monoxide thinks of himself as a low-rent hillbilly Don Corleone and anyone who leaves must be virtually assassinated.
It was a brilliant move actually. He got two stupid people he hates to fight against other people he hates. Masterful.
Bobble and Geeky were happy to help him. They went out on the world wide webz and created a bunch of illiterate blogs to try to intimidate the author of this blog, but it didnt work because the targets they chose were the wrong targets, which was very effing funny.
Then they decided to start ridiculing peoples physical appearances, occupations, parenting skills, and they insinuated that their targets had criminal histories, which as Ive proven, was the utmost of hypocrisy, considering their own physical appearances, lack of occupations, inability to parent properly, and as I will continue to show, the fact that two of the people involved in this bullying have embarrassing criminal histories that are out there in cyberland for anyone to see. Purse snatching from little old ladies. Dude thats both disgusting and pitiful.
Everything at this blog is publicly available on the net to anyone who has a few minutes to search and an IQ above 100, and the two "guess who" posts came straight from Bobble and Geeky's own words.
Don't believe me?
Check out a few of my sources (and then ponder what kind of idiots put that much personally identifying info about themselves out on the net):
I had no reason to post the information on these people until they decided to take monoxides battle as their own and target innocent people. When they bow out gracefully, take down their blogs targeting innocent people, promise to do no more, and walk away from MMAC, I might consider removing the squirrel NOM NOM NOM photo as well as the fat Tabz photos. I might adjust my focus back to monoxide only.
Im making this offer because Im a nice person not because I have to. Blogger has no problem with my posts because I dont break laws and i dont post phone numbers and tell my readers to harrass the subjects of my blog. Law enforcement will laugh you off because i can show them where your clan was the first to post the squirrel photo on the internet in a public place and I have links and screen caps to support everything Ive posted on here. Your silly baaaawing that people are calling you Tabz, you do realize that if you make that complaint law enforcement will check your phone records and youll look even more like a drama-seeking retard. But go ahead dont let me stop you.
Bobblehead and Geeky took up a battle against people who left MMAC that wasnt even theirs to fight. They just like feeling important I guess cause it takes them away from their own pathetic lives. They tried to intimidate people who stood up against racism and other offensive matter at MMAC. They failed. Epically.
Heres whats most humorous, Bobble and Geeky. Monoxide hates both of you and he always has. Monoxide is the one who found geeky's myspace and passed it around MMAC, laughing at how fat geeky is. Monoxide also called bobblehead a dumb c***. Right now, he's enjoying the shit out of watching you two morons fight people, because you were so easy to manipulate into doing this.
You claim that your biggest complaint against this blog is the squirrel photo. You want it taken down. If you mean that, and youre not just using it as a pity tool, then take down the blogs you both put up, and walk away from MMAC. When I see you've done that, the squirrel photo will disappear, along with the fat bobblehead photos. I've given you an out now thus neutralizing your chief complaint.
Until I see dead urls and an absense of your participation at MMAC, I'm steaming ahead as usual.
And bobble, dont try to comfort yourself by rationalizing that only a few people read this blog. As of now, in less than two weeks, we've got over 20,000 hits. We're getting over 1,000 unique viewers a day. The stat counter bears this out. For some reason that I cant explain this blog has developed a wide readership. Maybe its my humorous satire. I like blogging. I had never done this before so I think Ill keep going for awhile. Thanks readers.
On another topic. To the people who keep commenting that I should "expose" ChloroformCasey: i could if I wanted to. But CC left MMAC without making a big drama show, and she hasnt attacked any of the other people that left that I know of. She hasnt betrayed the confidence of her former bffs at MMAC that I know of. If you've got proof otherwise, send it on.
To my readers, check back soon. Ive got a couple more in-box nuggets from yesterday that Ill share sometime this morning.
Pic related - its my next topic:
It was a brilliant move actually. He got two stupid people he hates to fight against other people he hates. Masterful.
Bobble and Geeky were happy to help him. They went out on the world wide webz and created a bunch of illiterate blogs to try to intimidate the author of this blog, but it didnt work because the targets they chose were the wrong targets, which was very effing funny.
Then they decided to start ridiculing peoples physical appearances, occupations, parenting skills, and they insinuated that their targets had criminal histories, which as Ive proven, was the utmost of hypocrisy, considering their own physical appearances, lack of occupations, inability to parent properly, and as I will continue to show, the fact that two of the people involved in this bullying have embarrassing criminal histories that are out there in cyberland for anyone to see. Purse snatching from little old ladies. Dude thats both disgusting and pitiful.
Everything at this blog is publicly available on the net to anyone who has a few minutes to search and an IQ above 100, and the two "guess who" posts came straight from Bobble and Geeky's own words.
Don't believe me?
Check out a few of my sources (and then ponder what kind of idiots put that much personally identifying info about themselves out on the net):
- www.justmommies.com (gobs of stuff here. names, locations, hairy, no teeth, too much, really)
- www.reunion.com/kyblondie83
- http://facial-neuralgia.org/support/recentstories07.html
- http://www.geocities.com/Baja/Desert/2370/tabatha.html
- http://www.askdanandjennifer.com/forums/relationship-advice/326-how-can-you-fix-someone-else.html
- http://www.blogtv.com/People/bradmullins007
- Theres more, but Im keeping it in my hip pocket for now.
I had no reason to post the information on these people until they decided to take monoxides battle as their own and target innocent people. When they bow out gracefully, take down their blogs targeting innocent people, promise to do no more, and walk away from MMAC, I might consider removing the squirrel NOM NOM NOM photo as well as the fat Tabz photos. I might adjust my focus back to monoxide only.
Im making this offer because Im a nice person not because I have to. Blogger has no problem with my posts because I dont break laws and i dont post phone numbers and tell my readers to harrass the subjects of my blog. Law enforcement will laugh you off because i can show them where your clan was the first to post the squirrel photo on the internet in a public place and I have links and screen caps to support everything Ive posted on here. Your silly baaaawing that people are calling you Tabz, you do realize that if you make that complaint law enforcement will check your phone records and youll look even more like a drama-seeking retard. But go ahead dont let me stop you.
Bobblehead and Geeky took up a battle against people who left MMAC that wasnt even theirs to fight. They just like feeling important I guess cause it takes them away from their own pathetic lives. They tried to intimidate people who stood up against racism and other offensive matter at MMAC. They failed. Epically.
Heres whats most humorous, Bobble and Geeky. Monoxide hates both of you and he always has. Monoxide is the one who found geeky's myspace and passed it around MMAC, laughing at how fat geeky is. Monoxide also called bobblehead a dumb c***. Right now, he's enjoying the shit out of watching you two morons fight people, because you were so easy to manipulate into doing this.
You claim that your biggest complaint against this blog is the squirrel photo. You want it taken down. If you mean that, and youre not just using it as a pity tool, then take down the blogs you both put up, and walk away from MMAC. When I see you've done that, the squirrel photo will disappear, along with the fat bobblehead photos. I've given you an out now thus neutralizing your chief complaint.
Until I see dead urls and an absense of your participation at MMAC, I'm steaming ahead as usual.
And bobble, dont try to comfort yourself by rationalizing that only a few people read this blog. As of now, in less than two weeks, we've got over 20,000 hits. We're getting over 1,000 unique viewers a day. The stat counter bears this out. For some reason that I cant explain this blog has developed a wide readership. Maybe its my humorous satire. I like blogging. I had never done this before so I think Ill keep going for awhile. Thanks readers.
On another topic. To the people who keep commenting that I should "expose" ChloroformCasey: i could if I wanted to. But CC left MMAC without making a big drama show, and she hasnt attacked any of the other people that left that I know of. She hasnt betrayed the confidence of her former bffs at MMAC that I know of. If you've got proof otherwise, send it on.
To my readers, check back soon. Ive got a couple more in-box nuggets from yesterday that Ill share sometime this morning.
Pic related - its my next topic:
4.09.2009
Did someone say "mug shot?"
I received this visual nugget in my in-box several minutes ago. Thanks to the contributor ( a master of google-fu no?) for sending it to me. Dude rocks.
On July 7 2005, this androgynous lovely and her husband were arrested for purse snatching in front of a Florence Meijer store in Burlington Kentucky which is about a two hours drive from their Bevinsville home. Brandi was charged with theft over $300 and theft under $300, because some of the purses she and her husband stole contained more cash and valuables than others. Brandi also was held on a warrant out of Pike County Kentucky for theft of a controlled substance.
MOAR on this later.
Meet Brandi Gail McCoy Mullins.
On July 7 2005, this androgynous lovely and her husband were arrested for purse snatching in front of a Florence Meijer store in Burlington Kentucky which is about a two hours drive from their Bevinsville home. Brandi was charged with theft over $300 and theft under $300, because some of the purses she and her husband stole contained more cash and valuables than others. Brandi also was held on a warrant out of Pike County Kentucky for theft of a controlled substance.
MOAR on this later.
"A liar, a thief, and a bum" - another "guess who" challenge
For today's challenge, you must:
1. Name the person and/or
2. Give the person some advice (have fun psychoanylizing this relationship nightmare)
Here we go:
How Can You Fix Someone?
And then he offers advice to a girl who's unhappy with her boyfriend:
1. Name the person and/or
2. Give the person some advice (have fun psychoanylizing this relationship nightmare)
Here we go:
How Can You Fix Someone?
I completely understand the only person one can control is theirself. Me and my fiance / girlfriend are constantly at war. We live semi-close to one another so mostly every night we spend together. But times have got tough and some things have happened to me financially that will take time to fix. So that's became a problem.
But there's many problems. During a normal argument she seems to confuse facts and twist words for her own benefit and once I've proven the fact that I'm right she just ignores it completely and drifts on to another argument or situation. I'm constantly called a liar over things that are out of my control.
For example when asking her for something or using her money for something she always asks when will you pay me back and of course I tell her the date expected (such as the day a check should arrive) and even when she sees it's out of my control like the check not coming on the day it's supposed to. I'm called a liar, a thief and or a bum. (one must remember when we got together i had a good job and upon the first week of our relationship she had asked me for money to have her nails done and etc. i never asked to be paid back and had never brought it up during an argument)That's pretty harsh because I can't understand what would be the hard thing to understand when I count on the date I should get the check and she knows that but the fact it came a day or so later is beyond my control.
But other problems have been things like online such as myspace and instant messengers. She purposely gives me something to do for her like get something or fix her something to eat so that she can completely check the PC and see who or what I've did and what websites I've visited. She then throws everything up to me when in fact I absolutely do nothing wrong. She feels it's ok for her to do those things and at a point it is but what she fails to realize is that I'm not afforded the same luxury. I on the other hand do not visit her home to check her actions on her pc because although she lives alone her mom and dad own the house and they live right above her and we don't get along basically because her mother is obnoxious and at one point and time she'd call me during every argument she had with my gf and tell me things that I told her I couldn't help and had no reason to be contacted about.
I guess I should mention she's not yet divorced but he was gone before I came into the picture he wasn't living there or anything and their divorce is pro-longed due to a child being involved a 2 year old little girl. I really don't want to lose her or anything and there's those perfect times we have but I feel like I'm being treated unfairly and I've brought this up to her but she always turns it around to be my fault and she always keeps score and so do I. And every time she brings something up and I counter it by something she's done all she'll say is you look so guilty.
It's always OK for her to contact her ex about anything but if I even speak to an ex she just can't believe it. It's ok for her to do so because they have a child together but it's not even ok for me to tell an old high school gf I found her class ring...Any advice would be appreciated.
And then this:
I don't know she's just so messed up. She has issues beyond medical help. As for tonight the issue was and still is going on ...she's sat online for 8 hours saying it's my fault she hasn't came on over. lol hilarious. I gave her a dose of her own medicine she didn't handle it too well. I was fuming mad she rally pushes my buttons.
But there's many problems. During a normal argument she seems to confuse facts and twist words for her own benefit and once I've proven the fact that I'm right she just ignores it completely and drifts on to another argument or situation. I'm constantly called a liar over things that are out of my control.
For example when asking her for something or using her money for something she always asks when will you pay me back and of course I tell her the date expected (such as the day a check should arrive) and even when she sees it's out of my control like the check not coming on the day it's supposed to. I'm called a liar, a thief and or a bum. (one must remember when we got together i had a good job and upon the first week of our relationship she had asked me for money to have her nails done and etc. i never asked to be paid back and had never brought it up during an argument)That's pretty harsh because I can't understand what would be the hard thing to understand when I count on the date I should get the check and she knows that but the fact it came a day or so later is beyond my control.
But other problems have been things like online such as myspace and instant messengers. She purposely gives me something to do for her like get something or fix her something to eat so that she can completely check the PC and see who or what I've did and what websites I've visited. She then throws everything up to me when in fact I absolutely do nothing wrong. She feels it's ok for her to do those things and at a point it is but what she fails to realize is that I'm not afforded the same luxury. I on the other hand do not visit her home to check her actions on her pc because although she lives alone her mom and dad own the house and they live right above her and we don't get along basically because her mother is obnoxious and at one point and time she'd call me during every argument she had with my gf and tell me things that I told her I couldn't help and had no reason to be contacted about.
I guess I should mention she's not yet divorced but he was gone before I came into the picture he wasn't living there or anything and their divorce is pro-longed due to a child being involved a 2 year old little girl. I really don't want to lose her or anything and there's those perfect times we have but I feel like I'm being treated unfairly and I've brought this up to her but she always turns it around to be my fault and she always keeps score and so do I. And every time she brings something up and I counter it by something she's done all she'll say is you look so guilty.
It's always OK for her to contact her ex about anything but if I even speak to an ex she just can't believe it. It's ok for her to do so because they have a child together but it's not even ok for me to tell an old high school gf I found her class ring...Any advice would be appreciated.
And then this:
I don't know she's just so messed up. She has issues beyond medical help. As for tonight the issue was and still is going on ...she's sat online for 8 hours saying it's my fault she hasn't came on over. lol hilarious. I gave her a dose of her own medicine she didn't handle it too well. I was fuming mad she rally pushes my buttons.
And then he offers advice to a girl who's unhappy with her boyfriend:
I completely understand, eventhough I'm here looking for advice. I also understand I probably know my own answer as you probably do as well. But I'll give you yours. There's always one person (in relationships that'll never work) that put forth more effort than the one that lets everything revolve around themselves. The actions will continue to remain unchanged until you do something about it and if you do put your foot down and he doesn't accept it and moves on then...he didn't care in the first place. I should take my own advice I guess but asking for a miracle is OK...
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OK...did you guys catch that? Miss Holier than Thou was fucking around with her boyfriend while still married to her husband. Where does that fall on her sin scale? Which one of the commandments does that break? Girl needs to keep her child-support check for her CHILD instead of lending it to this bum. And this bum needs to find someone else to leech off of. Or they can just keep doing what they've been doing. Ignoring their own problems and living through online drama so they never have to focus on their own fucked-up lives.
Since it isnt gonna work with your gf, and because you don't have a lot of options, I suggest this:
Now it's your turn. Who wrote the above lovelorn post? And offer this dysfunctional couple some advice.
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OK...did you guys catch that? Miss Holier than Thou was fucking around with her boyfriend while still married to her husband. Where does that fall on her sin scale? Which one of the commandments does that break? Girl needs to keep her child-support check for her CHILD instead of lending it to this bum. And this bum needs to find someone else to leech off of. Or they can just keep doing what they've been doing. Ignoring their own problems and living through online drama so they never have to focus on their own fucked-up lives.
Since it isnt gonna work with your gf, and because you don't have a lot of options, I suggest this:
Now it's your turn. Who wrote the above lovelorn post? And offer this dysfunctional couple some advice.
4.08.2009
Let's play a game of "guess who"
I'll post some deets about the person, and you get to guess. As soon as you get it right, I'll move on to another person.
Ok. Guess who I am:
I live in Kentucky and am a bible-thumpin songbird and believer in the lord. As a borned again believer, it's my duty to spread the word of god to all unbelievers. I don't judge people, but I tell them that god will judge them and send them to the fiery lake of hell.
When I was a child, I was an unpopular fatty. I got out of school and I lost 70 pounds (I was a real huge fatty). I had black teeth as a baby and they all crumbled out of my mouth, which isn't very uncommon for eastern Kentucky. Hey, Kentuckians are just now learning that dental carries can be caused by letting the baby fall to sleep nursin' a bottle full of Mountain Dew. Wish my mom would have known that!
I am only 25, but I only have a few teeth in my head. I've had to have those suckers pulled 3 at a time! When you see my photos all over the internet, have you ever noticed that I'm not smiling--ever? That's because I am ashamed of my smile, with so many missing teeth. I even get the sunken lips thing in my photos now, but I try to suck in my cheeks so no one will notice.
I claim that my bad oral health causes a neurological problem so that I can go to the dentist and get pills (the doctors won't even prescribe narcotics/opiods to me anymore, dammit). I get really angry when the dentist won't give me pills, so he just refers me off to another dentist. One damn dentist tried to give me Tramadol for this awful mouth pain once, but I told him I wanted Lorcets! What kind of dentists do that? The nerve!
I love pills. I love them so much that once took them while pregnant, even though the nurse told me not to. I rationalized that away as her not wanting to tell me I could while I was on the phone with her, 'cause you know, liability and all. I also smoked while I was pregnant. Well, that pregnancy didn't end so well! After a couple more attempts, I finally realized that the reason that the bun wouldn't stay in the oven is because I smoked while I was preggers. And the pain pill thing. And the bulimia (yes, I forced myself to vomit while I was pregnant). SILLY ME!
I had some tests done on me while I was in the motherly condition, and those tests said something about Trisomy 18. I dunno what that is, so if someone could explain that?
So I finally stopped smoking. Then the weight came back. Those photos I post of me all over the internet, you know, especially the profile torso with the star tattoos? That's definitely NOT me. LOL. But it turns guys on, so I use it and let them think it's me. And those photos of me doing the myspace cocked head pose - those are old. I posted a new photo recently - I tried to crop out my body and face, but you can still see that even my forearms have cellulite and my cheeks are swollen with fat.
I don't realize my own hypocrisy; I hope that's not a sin. I believe that drinking alcohol in any amount is a sin, yet I love me some pills and cigarettes! And my favorite place to post these days on the internet is a website that thinks child porn is funny. I hope DHS doesn't find out, because I don't want anyone to took my baby from me (especially for letting her suck on a bloody dead squirrel!). I also think that premarital sex is a sin, yet I live with my boyfriend. Go figger?!
Now here's something any potential suitor should know about me: I am very hairy for a woman. I have long chin hairs and have to shave every day. I think it's called hursuitness or something like that. I also have skin problem that causes me to look like I have big cigarette burns all over my legs. I've had this since I was a child, and it looks like ringworms. It's very gross. I can't even wear shorts because of it.
Also, I pretty much keep a yeast infection 24/7/365. My discharge down there is smelly, to say the least. Across the taint, there's some problems, too. I only poop about twice a week (I wonder if it has anything to do with the pain pills?). I did make massive turds daily while I was pregnant, though. Ahhh the good ol' days.
I also admit that I haven't been a very good mother, and it's mostly because of the pain pills. My parents basically had to raise my child because all I want to do is sleep all day while on the pain meds. I lost my job at Head Start because of this. The teacher I assisted and my co-workers hated me because they had to take up my slack. My husband divorced me because all I did was lay around stoned on Tramadol, and on his only day off work he had to clean the house.
I guess I did put a lot of stress on my husband - he got busted for public intoxication. Imagine how embarrassing that was for his daddy, who's a preacherman!
Some people say that I ain't right in the head. I guess that could be true. I took Paxil until I was eighteen, but then stopped cold turkey, and since then I've relied on the lord to warsh away my depression and stuff. That doesn't always work so well, though. The lord can make the blue funk go away, but only the Lorcets can handle the pain, if'n you know what I mean!
Like alot of people around here, I had my baby on Medicaid and I feed her AND me with WIC. I maxed out 3 credit cards paying for doctor visits for my pill seeking expeditions, too. Drove my husband to bankruptcy. I'm definitely a winner. Who would want me, except for some obese native-born Kentucky unemployable purse-snatching convict who's currently on probation?
Ok. So now that I've described myself, let me show you a few photos that are pretty close to how I look now. That's my engagement photo of me and the husband who filed for divorce against me. But I don't post full-body shots--ever, even back when I was thinner because of my figure below the neckline. It ain't purty!
These were a couple years before the one above:
Blog editor here. Because this Hawgzelda's boyfriend insists on threatening me through his retard comments, here's the squirrel photo again. NOM NOM NOM!!
This pic unrelated, sort of:
Ok. Guess who I am:
I live in Kentucky and am a bible-thumpin songbird and believer in the lord. As a borned again believer, it's my duty to spread the word of god to all unbelievers. I don't judge people, but I tell them that god will judge them and send them to the fiery lake of hell.
When I was a child, I was an unpopular fatty. I got out of school and I lost 70 pounds (I was a real huge fatty). I had black teeth as a baby and they all crumbled out of my mouth, which isn't very uncommon for eastern Kentucky. Hey, Kentuckians are just now learning that dental carries can be caused by letting the baby fall to sleep nursin' a bottle full of Mountain Dew. Wish my mom would have known that!
I am only 25, but I only have a few teeth in my head. I've had to have those suckers pulled 3 at a time! When you see my photos all over the internet, have you ever noticed that I'm not smiling--ever? That's because I am ashamed of my smile, with so many missing teeth. I even get the sunken lips thing in my photos now, but I try to suck in my cheeks so no one will notice.
I claim that my bad oral health causes a neurological problem so that I can go to the dentist and get pills (the doctors won't even prescribe narcotics/opiods to me anymore, dammit). I get really angry when the dentist won't give me pills, so he just refers me off to another dentist. One damn dentist tried to give me Tramadol for this awful mouth pain once, but I told him I wanted Lorcets! What kind of dentists do that? The nerve!
I love pills. I love them so much that once took them while pregnant, even though the nurse told me not to. I rationalized that away as her not wanting to tell me I could while I was on the phone with her, 'cause you know, liability and all. I also smoked while I was pregnant. Well, that pregnancy didn't end so well! After a couple more attempts, I finally realized that the reason that the bun wouldn't stay in the oven is because I smoked while I was preggers. And the pain pill thing. And the bulimia (yes, I forced myself to vomit while I was pregnant). SILLY ME!
I had some tests done on me while I was in the motherly condition, and those tests said something about Trisomy 18. I dunno what that is, so if someone could explain that?
So I finally stopped smoking. Then the weight came back. Those photos I post of me all over the internet, you know, especially the profile torso with the star tattoos? That's definitely NOT me. LOL. But it turns guys on, so I use it and let them think it's me. And those photos of me doing the myspace cocked head pose - those are old. I posted a new photo recently - I tried to crop out my body and face, but you can still see that even my forearms have cellulite and my cheeks are swollen with fat.
I don't realize my own hypocrisy; I hope that's not a sin. I believe that drinking alcohol in any amount is a sin, yet I love me some pills and cigarettes! And my favorite place to post these days on the internet is a website that thinks child porn is funny. I hope DHS doesn't find out, because I don't want anyone to took my baby from me (especially for letting her suck on a bloody dead squirrel!). I also think that premarital sex is a sin, yet I live with my boyfriend. Go figger?!
Now here's something any potential suitor should know about me: I am very hairy for a woman. I have long chin hairs and have to shave every day. I think it's called hursuitness or something like that. I also have skin problem that causes me to look like I have big cigarette burns all over my legs. I've had this since I was a child, and it looks like ringworms. It's very gross. I can't even wear shorts because of it.
Also, I pretty much keep a yeast infection 24/7/365. My discharge down there is smelly, to say the least. Across the taint, there's some problems, too. I only poop about twice a week (I wonder if it has anything to do with the pain pills?). I did make massive turds daily while I was pregnant, though. Ahhh the good ol' days.
I also admit that I haven't been a very good mother, and it's mostly because of the pain pills. My parents basically had to raise my child because all I want to do is sleep all day while on the pain meds. I lost my job at Head Start because of this. The teacher I assisted and my co-workers hated me because they had to take up my slack. My husband divorced me because all I did was lay around stoned on Tramadol, and on his only day off work he had to clean the house.
I guess I did put a lot of stress on my husband - he got busted for public intoxication. Imagine how embarrassing that was for his daddy, who's a preacherman!
Some people say that I ain't right in the head. I guess that could be true. I took Paxil until I was eighteen, but then stopped cold turkey, and since then I've relied on the lord to warsh away my depression and stuff. That doesn't always work so well, though. The lord can make the blue funk go away, but only the Lorcets can handle the pain, if'n you know what I mean!
Like alot of people around here, I had my baby on Medicaid and I feed her AND me with WIC. I maxed out 3 credit cards paying for doctor visits for my pill seeking expeditions, too. Drove my husband to bankruptcy. I'm definitely a winner. Who would want me, except for some obese native-born Kentucky unemployable purse-snatching convict who's currently on probation?
Ok. So now that I've described myself, let me show you a few photos that are pretty close to how I look now. That's my engagement photo of me and the husband who filed for divorce against me. But I don't post full-body shots--ever, even back when I was thinner because of my figure below the neckline. It ain't purty!
These were a couple years before the one above:
Blog editor here. Because this Hawgzelda's boyfriend insists on threatening me through his retard comments, here's the squirrel photo again. NOM NOM NOM!!
This pic unrelated, sort of:
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